477998: you mean the normal, well adjusted kid, that likes dinosaurs, and has parents fantastic enough to go to this much effort to make him happy. The kid that will probably go on to excel at sciences, get a great job and pay dicks like you to serve him coffee?

there is a child psychologist grinning at all the money he is going to make on this kid

I fucking love dinoswaaars

I would piss myself. Every night.